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Not as many kids had gathered before school, on Friday, 3/31/2006. I handed out a few curved illusion tracts, and began to speak to the kids on evolution, hoping a crowd would gather.
I held up a can of Coke, and said, "millions of years ago, there was an explosion in space. The explosion produced a rock. After a few more million years, a brown, syrupy liquid formed on the rock. Eventually, alumninum formed itself into a can around the liquid. A lid with a tab, fashioned itself on top of the can. Much more time passed, and red and white paint fell onto the can, and lettering which read 'Coke'.

I said, you would have to say, we have entered the "Intellectual Free Zone", by me telling you that story.

Now, let me show you a marvel of evolution. The Bananana. I held up a banana, and said, look at this, a banana has a slip proof outer wrapper. The banana is shaped just perfectly to fit in the human hand, see the number of facets (or sides) of the banana. There's a handy tab to open the wrapper. The wrapper gives an outward indicator of the inward contents. Green - not ready, Yellow - just right, Black - too late. The wrapper is perforated for easy opening. The wrapper is even biodegradable. Once you open the banana, the contents are sized just right for the human mouth, and pointed toward the face for ease of entry. Finally, the contents are sweet and appealing for a delicious eating experience.

Do you think the banana happened by chance?

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Then I OAed, and finally I passed out some of the "101 Funniest One Liners", tracts.

I got to share the Gospel and the love of God with a couple of young ladies. I spoke with one gal, who I hope I connected with. She said that she really didn't have a loving mom and dad who cared for her. I told her about our Heavenly Father and what He did to save her.

God bless...